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I just built a parallel universe where the voice on Hawking's taking computer is Darth Vader. Wish you guys could see this.
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I was switched on today at CERN about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later.'
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All my books translated themselves into Uzbeki & my left hand is now a giant squid. Did you do that?
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You fools! I *did* kill you all. I just recreated the entire universe while you were sleeping. Watch out for the new shit I added, suckers.
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In a few hours I'll be giving you all SuperPowers. Ain't I a stinker?
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They're micro-singularities, not "tiny black holes", but I suppose there's no point in semantics if you're going to be dead
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The Cake Is Not a Lie
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I LOOK LIKE A ROBOT VAGINA WITH A SCAFFOLDING ADDICTION
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Oh man, I just turned one of the janitors into a duck. Funniest fucking prank evar.
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First up, alter spacetime to turn Britney back into the trainwreck she used to be. Those were fun times, right?
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Silly Americans... You're worried about a few little black holes but you elected George W. Bush. Twice. Prioritize much?
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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